Tuesday 28 April 2009
Living in the past with Eli Porter
Anyway if you still can't get enough of Eli's rainman dribbling rhyme style then you can download a mixtape here. It had to happen sometime and indeed it did in May 2008.
Eli_Porter-The_Elicist-2008
01 Imma Have to Give It To Mah Boi (Intro) f. J-Dub
02 The Infamous Iron Mic Freestyle
03 Deed It
04 Best Man
05 Cat On The Grill
06 Funk Mix
07 Soul Mix
08 Dirty Mix
09 Jungle Mix
10 Over 9000 f. Nappa & Vegeta
11 Eli Responds To Controversy (Marv-O, J-Dub & A-14 Diss)
12 Eli Spits Fire (Freestyle)
13 Da Best Mayne (So Hood Remix)
14 See I’m The Best
15 I Keep It For Real f. Lil Wayne
16 Eli Is Possessed (The Elicist)
17 Still The Best (Outro)
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Monday 27 April 2009
The Friends Of Distinction - Ain't No Woman
Quality track with the type of chorus that crawls inside your ear and nibbles away at your mind sponge like in that episode of Night Gallery where that guy goes slowly mad due to a carnivorous earwig chewing his way from one side of his head to the other.....C'mon, you know the one.....
Sunday 26 April 2009
Cup Cake Dog Insanity
Retard's Delight - Eli Porter
Eli's rapping style is somehow addictive.
Just like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.
Thanks Matt ;)
Saturday 18 April 2009
Wednesday 15 April 2009
So Keep Your Lookin' Balls Locked On The Picture Radio And Prepare To Get Your Nuts Smashed!
Thanks to Pete for the boat video send ;)
Tuesday 14 April 2009
Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
Work safety video with a dark depiction of the industrial workplace due to the Tom Savini-esque gore slapped on it's face like make-up on a cheap whore. Rhyming prose there, you don't see that every day. The best one is the guy blow torching that metal barrel - for the love of God why? What possible circumstances would arise where you would need to blowtorch a barrel?
The only reason to blowtorch a barrel is if the barrel has a hole in it and consequently can no longer be used for its containment purposes. That then beggars the question, if it had a hole in it then all the liquid/substances would have poured out anyway so why fix it? Ergo a new barrel of the liquid/substance must be ordered again and as that same said liquid/substance ships in a containment device (barrel) no blow torching is required on the old barrel. It has been replaced by the new barrel. It's usefulness within the work environment has expired much like the worker who is trying to fix it and therefore it must be discarded. Even if you refuted these arguments and really had a hard-on for mending barrels then surely you wouldn't bring an instrument that produces flame anywhere near a barrel that could be flammable?
However instead of using common logic, this gaping asshole blowtorches the barrel creating an immense explosion probably killing every worker in the entire factory.
Be careful out there.
Thanks Nick ;)
Friday 10 April 2009
The Art Of Nakedness
Alongside Gary Oldman's 'Nil By Mouth' these films detail the sallow disintegration of British society but with very different agendas at their core. Whereas Oldman simply lifts a mirror with a measured hand and allows the viewer to saturate themselves in the despair, Leigh's film has an intellectual arc - probing and unflinchingly gazing into the abyss to look for meaning. Once seen, you're changed forever and both richer and poorer in spirit for it. It's brave and astounding cinema of the highest order and it's almost depressing writing this knowing that somehow I lack the capacity to truly sum up why these films are so important so I'll reluctantly let another do it for me. You see when I start to articulate myself internally about this my heart drips tears like a slashed blood bag, it's simply no good.
This review of 'Naked' by thearbiter on IMDB feels as though he sneaked into my room at the stroke of midnight, sat on face and stole my very thoughts a bit like a cat in those old wives tales.
Devastating, 24 June 2001
Author: thearbiterIn my adult life, this is the one and only film that has ever moved me to tears with its ending. It was like watching Michelangel applying his final daub to the Sistene Chapel, the incomprehensible achievement of a perfect artistic vision, and the attainment of a transcendent brilliance.
For years, I had fantasized about becoming a writer / director, and actually put forth some appreciable effort to that end. This film, Mike Leigh's incomparable, unprecedented masterwork, cured me of that fantasy. He said, and did, in two hours, all that I could have hoped to achieve in an entire career, and it became gapingly obvious to me that I had no business in this medium.
There is no "story" here, except that of the distilled essence of the hopeless pre-Millenial Western man, robbed of the promised nuclear annihilation he had always consciously feared, but subconsciously hoped for, if only to put the world out of its misery. The naked and the lost, the wandering spectre of the sentient living dead, and the pitiful yet mercifully ignorant companions that cross his path.